So Dark The Con Of Man

I've been doing a lot of thinking. And i mean a lot! Sometimes i do it toooooo much that my head becomes really crowded. Thoughts are fighting with each other, battling to come out first and they all end up blocking the passage way. Wtf am i talking about anyway? lol!!! anyhooo. Ok so, here i can say whatever i want not having to think of all the writer pezaz and shit. I think i have a pretty good idea what I want to say now.

I love ice cream! Yes. It makes me feel so heavenly. lmao! Especially when i get so fucked up by some twitter trouble makers that most of the time, just stamps a big "WHHAA?????" across my forehead- THAT IS NOT A VERY POLITE THING TO DO TO A WOMAN OF MY CALIBER. bwahaha!... BUUUT!!! Tis true. All these mind games- alas! I have lost my sanity bit by bit and i wannnnt it bbaccckk!!! all of it!

You see i work for already incredibly huge hassles for living creatures, a.k.a "stars". If I'm not calling people to call people who call people who need to be called, I'm back in my office editing, researching, answering bulk mail (empires of it that date all the way back to TANG's dynasty)... etc., I'm making schedule checks and agenda briefings for people who make money "pretending" to be someone else ALLL THHEEEE TIMMEE (yes, that makes me jealous). I wish i can be Scooby-doo for a fucking day. 

I can't believe i sound so pointless! That blooog for a foker is messing me up! All i have in my head now are daisies and butterflies that are singing abba's dancing queen!!! *wabababa shakes head*..... 

Either my head is a jam-packed traffic during rush hour (with all the screaming and honking)...or it's a deserted wasteland in the dark with sand-storms and jimminey-cricket. *sssllappp!!*

I think i need to learn Yoga. No, i think martial arts *whaaapooww! hand chop and shiaat!* Oh yeah. That would be refreshing!!!! Hmm.. I wonder if @mrhunker would agree to be my sparing partner. Or wait!!!!!! I COULD DO FENCING!!!! and have ORLANDO BLOOM teach me!!! *swoooshh swishhh! unguard mathafaka!!!!*........... OH MAN WOULD THAT BE FUN!!! then i could challenge my boss and force her into increasing my pay. *rolls eyes* 

NOW I HAVE TO START WITH MY PROFESSIONAL FEES!!! oh dammniittt these wonder freaks in the silver screen sometimes--- ugghh!!! they think they are princess diana (bless her sooulll)... JEYZAZ the diva effect! 

I mean, mutha!!! I keep a pair of scissors in my handbag. Sometimes, i just feel the need to snip off their hair! Do a britney climax and what not- THEY WOULD NEED THAT KIND OF PUBLICITY FOR ALL I CARE!!!! and these blookkess!!! *kiccckkk kungpooooww!!!* KungFu Panda over here, bastards.... COME ON, PUT EM UP-- PUT EMM UPPPAA!! they need more sexeh timeee then they would ACTUAL WOORRKKK- work that shouldn't even be tooo hard for em! Act like jerks as their character requires!!! That wouldn't need tooooo much effort at all on their ends! Christ!!!...

Want a fag?! MY STRESS LEVEL HAS RISEN NOW and i need to wwhhhooossaaa down!!!! brb with more ranting..... ;P can i kick you're bum??? FANKK YEH!!!! *kick!!!* much bettaa!!!! ;P